Golf Puns and Jokes: 52 Par-fect, Tee-rific Laughs

I normally write about serious golf stuff on this website, but we've got to lighten it up sometimes, right?

Here are some puns you can take to the course with you.

Golf Puns

Classic Golf Puns

1. That shot was tee-rific
2. Golfers have a fairway of dealing with challenges.
3. The golfer's new car is "fore"-wheel drive.
4. Golfers always appreciate a good iron-y in life.
5. Did you hear about the golfer who got in trouble for playing hooky from work?
6. Golfers are experts at finding the perfect approach to any situation.
7. Golfers never argue because they prefer to keep things on an even lie.
8. Chip, chip, hooray! Another great shot on the green.
9. Fore-get about your troubles on the golf course.
10. Putting is like life; the less strokes, the better.
11. Fore-sight is key in golf; know where your ball’s headed.
12. That's my bread and putter
13. Putting corners in golf is a recipe for failure
14. That was my best shot of the day by par
15. Kiss my putt
16. No ifs, ands, or putts about it
17. Send in your absent-tee ballot
18. Takes a lot of balls to golf like I do
19. I'm having a rough time out here
20. Asking fore a friend
21. You've got putter fingers
22. May the course be with you
23. That round was un-fore-gettable
24. I think I'm going to grow a go-tee
25. I've got a lot of work today, better drive right in
26. You're a social putterfly
27. To putt a long story short
28. I'll be in the golf coast next week, want to play?
29. Float like a putterfly, sting like a tee

Music and Pop Culture Golf Puns

1. Slice, slice baby - the golfer’s not-so-hip hop anthem.
2. Better catch me riding birdie
3. I'll keep you my birdie little secret
4. I like big putts and I cannot lie
5. Swinging in the rain
6. Bogey-mian Rhapsody
7. Hit me with your best shot
8. Every swing you take
9. Sweet Child o' Drive
10. Drive me to the moon
11. Sultans of Swing
12. Let it tee
13. I am Iron Man
14. Dukes of Hazards
15. Harry Putter

Golf Jokes

1. Why do golfers make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are always in the rough.
2. Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, sold by the dozen, and you have to buy them every week.
3. A golfer was having a bad day on the course and said to his caddie, "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." The caddie responds, "I'm not sure you could keep your head down long enough!"
4. The golfer's favorite subject in school? Fore-eign languages.
5. The golfer's favorite way to start the day? With a cup of tee.
6. Why did the golfer stink at putting? Because they couldn't catch a break.
7. How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore.
8. Why did the golfer hit his 1-iron during a thunderstorm? Because even God can't hit a 1-iron!